1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time…
I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours?
Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. About a habit to search a TV remote..
People who are willing to get off their a** to search the entire room
for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV
and change the channel manually.
3. Habit when eating cake..
When people say, “Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too”.
Damn Right! What good is cake if you can’t eat it?
4. Habit when to find something..
When people say “It’s always the last place you look”.
Of course it is!! Why the hell would you keep looking after you’ve found it?
Do people do this? Who and where are they?
5. Habit when watching a movie..
When people say while watching a film, “did ya see that?”
No Loser, I paid to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor..!!
6. Habit when asking an advice..
People who ask, “Can I ask you a question?”
But then, after they got an advice, they’ll say,
“…Didn’t give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?”
7. Habit to say it’s “new & improved” just like no difference..
When something is ‘new and improved’. Which is it?
If it’s new, then there has never been anything before it.
If it’s an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn’t be new..!!
8. Habit to say “Life is Short”..
When people say “life is short”. What the hell???
Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!!
What can you do that’s longer?
9. Habit when waiting the bus..
When you are waiting for the bus,
and someone asks, “Has the bus come yet?”
If the bus came, would I be standing here???
10. Habit in the middle of discussion..
They said, “I know that, I’ve been there”…
Then, continue to say something that didn’t make any sense at all..!!
It’s really, really annoying..