Types of Women I Can’t Stand

First of all, it’s not exactly black & white. Keep in mind that many women may show some traits from more than one category listed below and still be great girlfriend material. After all, it’s not exactly news that women tend to be more emotional than men.

Here is the the personality types of woman that I can’t stand :


Agony “Aunt”
There are some women who constantly feel they are an ‘advisory person’. They feel it is their business to hear out the whines of everyone and suggest suitable solutions. They’re so deeply involved in this “part-time” job that they inadvertently sound like they are advising you as well. Nobody wants to date a mom, you know..


Miss “Sharp” Mouth
Any conversation will end-up with two or three words that “too mean”. Her manner is really frustrating. She isn’t concerned at all if they hurt you or anybody else. If you manage to make it through one hour of listening to her manner on talk, mean you can survive on anything.


Miss Needy / Miss Insecure
This woman seems great at the start, because she’s very nice. Then, soon, she’s calling you 10 times a day, asking to see “where the relationship is going,” or she’ll ask you if you still love her about a thousand times. She’s clingy, needy and compulsively agonizes that she thinks that you’re going to leave her at any moment for another girl.

Let’s face it: If you can’t have a little independence in relationship, it’s never going to last. Unless, of course, you’re also needy.


Drama Queen
In particular, her hobby is to dramatize about absolutely everything. Small things are easily been blown out of proportion. She talks like everything is “tragedy”. If you advise her, then she felt been judged. If you just silence, she thought you didn’t care. During her “drama movies”, you can see that her sense of logic is out of whack. Unless you’re into lots of drama and screaming.


Miss Elusive
She is usually one of the “walking wounded” — someone who has been hurt in past relationships and so subconsciously sabotages new relationships in the present. Your association with her will be one of utter frustration, she shows great interest in you, but very quickly runs away, then repeats this cycle over and over again.


Miss Desperate
Maybe because she felt really lonely. So, Miss Desperate wants to have boyfriend right now. She doesn’t care who the guy is, or what he does, didn’t need to go for “knowing each other” phase, as long as she can got boyfriend right now. It can be felt really creepy pretty fast.


Miss “Princess”
The Princess is high maintenance girl. She is entirely focused on herself. She needs to be the constant center of attention. She is a self-serving narcissist who was raised as “daddy’s little girl,” and expects the same from you. She will constantly keep you busy taking care of her every need. And Princess absolutely has no idea that real life consists of paying bills and cleaning toilets.


Miss Controlling
She is a subtly nasty one who will wind up directing every phase of your life. She will tell you what to wear, where to go, who to talk to, what friends you can have, what you can eat — everything. And if you try to stand up for yourself, she will cry, scream, pout, or use any other deceptive female “tactic” until you give in and succumb to her demands.


Miss Worker Bee
If you are buzzing nineteen to a dozen only about the presentations you have to make for the boss, deadlines, colleagues, HR head and the office janitor – it’s obvious you have nothing else to talk about. A man may want to know about your interests, your views on him, and more, but you prefer to hide behind ‘work’ all the time. If you want a man, any man actually, please get a life first.

Computer Gender : Male or Female?

I got this joke from several source, and I found that is intelligently funny.. So, I would like to share it here for you.. No offense, just for fun only..

One puzzled student asked, “What gender is the computer?” The teacher did not know, and the word wasn’t in her dictionary. So for fun she split the class into two groups, appropriately enough by gender, and asked them to decide whether “computer” should be a “male” or “female” noun. Both groups were required to give reasons for their recommendation.

The men’s group decided that computers should definitely be of the feminine gender, because :

Reasons to believe computers are female:

  1. No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.
  2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
  3. The message “Bad command or file name” is about as informative as, “If you don’t know why I’m mad at you, then I’m certainly not going to tell you”.
  4. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
  5. Beauty is only shell deep.
  6. Always turning simple statements into big productions.
  7. Small-talk is very important.
  8. You do the same thing for years, and suddenly it’s wrong.
  9. Miss a period and they go wild..!!!
  10. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

The women’s group, however, concluded that computers should be male gender, because:

Reasons to believe computers are male:

  1. They have a lot of “data”, but are still “clueless”.
  2. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time, they ARE the problem.
  3. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.
  4. As soon as you commit to one you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have obtained a better model.
  5. The best part of having either one is the games you can play.
  6. They’ll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.

Quite amazing, right..?? What do you think..?? 🙂

Karakter Manusia Berdasarkan Status Facebook

Facebook Status

Ngupdate status di Facebook mungkin sudah jadi makanan sehari-hari kita ketika lagi berstatus On-Line. Mo apa aja, dijadikan status. Ada yang penting, ada yang “sok penting”, dan ada juga yang nggak penting sama sekali..hahahah..

Tapi, Kalau dilihat fenomena update status di Facebook tsb, manusia-nya dapat dikategorikan sebagai berikut (Just for Fun kq…he3…) :

1. Manusia Super Update
Kapanpun dan dimanapun update status. Status nya ga panjang2 amat..Tapi terlihat bikin risih, karena hal-hal yang gak terlalu penting juga dipublikasikan.

contoh :
“Lagi makan di restoran A..”, ”
Dalam perjalanan menuju neraka..”,
“Saatnya baca koran..”, dsb..

“penting” banget kek-nya yak..???

2. Sok tau..
Sotoy tenarnya..

contoh :
“pemerintah selalu memanjakan rakyatnya.. bla…bla… bla..”

Uih, kek-nya jago banget dah, padahal ga tau apa yang ditulis..ha3

3. Manusia Melankolis
Biasanya dia curhat di status. Entah karena ingin banyak diberi komentar dari teman-temannya atau hanya sekedar menuangkan unek-uneknya ke facebook, tapi biasanya orang tipe ini menceritakan kisahnya dan terkadang menanyakan solusi yg terbaik kepada yang laen..

contoh :
“Kamu sakitin aku..lebih baik aku cari yang lain..”,
“Cuma kamu yang terbaik buat aku..terima kasih km sudah sayang ama aku selama ini..”, dsb..

Curhat kq di status..??? kliatan banget lonely-nya…

4. Manusia Tukang Ngeluh
Ga pagi, ga siang, ga malem, ga dikasih ujan, ga dikasih panas, ga dikasih uang, ga dikasih makan, pokonya semuanya dia keluhkan..

Contoh :
” Jakarta maceeet..!! Panas pula..”,
“Aaaargh ujan, padahal baru nyuci mobil..sialan. .!!”,
“Males ngapa2in.. cape hati gara2 si do’i..”, dsb..

Nggak ada kerjaan banget kek-nya, ngeluh-ngeluh aja…

5. Manusia Sombong
Mungkin beberapa dari mereka gak berniat menyombongkan diri, tapi terkadang orang yang melihatnya, yang notabene tidak bisa seberuntung dia, merasa kalo statusnya itu kelewat sombong, dan malah bikin sebel..

contoh :
“OTW ke Paris ..!!”,
“BMW ku sayang, saatnya kamu mandi..aku mandiin ya sayang..”, dsb..

Buat apa sih gini-gini..??Biar semua orang tau..??emang klo orang dah tau, trus..???

6. Manusia Puitis
Dari judulnya udah jelas. Status nya selalu diisi dengan kata-kata mutiara, tapi ga jelas apa maksudnya. Bikin kita terharu? Bikin kita sadar atas pesan tersembunyi-nya? Atau cuma sekedar memancing komentar? Sampai saat ini, tipe orang seperti ini masih dipertanyakan..

Contoh :
“Kita masing-masing adalah malaikat bersayap satu. Dan hanya bisa terbang bila saling berpelukan”,
“Mencintai dan dicintai adalah seperti merasakan sinar matahari dari kedua sisi”,
“Jika kau hidup sampai seratus tahun, aku ingin hidup seratus tahun kurang sehari, agar aku tidak pernah hidup tanpamu”, dsb…

Aduh, sok puitis, padahal nyiplak quote dari manaaaa gitu…ha3

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Why Do Women Love Mechanical Engineer..??

Mechanical Engineer

I’ve got this article from facebook Mechanical Engineer group..
It’s so great and so true…But, It’s just for fun, okay..!!

Why Do Women Love Mechanical Engineer..??
Because :
1. The world does revolve around us… We choose the coordinate system..
2. No “couple” enjoy a better “moment”..
3. We know how to handle stress and strain in a relationship..
4. We have significant figures..
5. We understand the motion of rigid bodies..
6. Projectile motion: Do we need to say more..??
7. Engineers do it to specification..
8. According to Newton, if 2 bodies interact, forces are equal and opposite
9. It’s not the length of the vector that counts, but how We apply the force..
10. And, WE KNOW THE RIGHT HAND RULE..!!

wuakakakwkakwk…

“Bahasa” Kantor..

Office Talk

In case you don’t know by now… (buat ketawa2 aja, he3)..

ASAP
Singkatan dari As Soon As Possible, biasanya dipakai oleh atasan yang minta laporan dari bawahannya. Paling males dapet email yang subjectnya ASAP pake huruf gede. Biasanya laporan ini sifatnya dadakan bgt. Celakanya, bagi bawahan, laporan inilah yg biasanya paling lama dicuekin, alias gak diduga2 kalo sewaktu2 bos minta, walhasil..JEBRET! Lembur sampe pagi!

TENTATIVE

Kata sakti yang biasanya dipakai untuk menjelaskan sesuatu di masa depan yang kurang jelas menjadi lebih gak jelas. Apalagi kalo dalam suasana meeting yang udah sangat gak produktif dan super ngebosenin, kalo bisa semua keputusan bersifat tentative. Yang penting cepet pulang…

MEETING
Harusnya sih RAPAT dalam EYD. Tapi mo gimana lagi? Dah bekennya begitu, kalo bilang rapat, kesannya mo ke pak RT atau pak Lurah aja…(ha3..)

TARUH DI MEJA SAYA
Salah satu dari sedikit kalimat berbahasa Indonesia yang dapat mewakili status si pengucapnya. Biasanya kalimat ini diucapkan oleh : Owner kepada Direktur. Direktur kepada GM. GM kepada Manager. Manager kepada
Supervisor. Supervisor kepada Staff . Staff kepada OB dan terakhir OB kepada tukang bubur ayam. Kebayang kan? Betapa susahnya kalo sang Owner mo sarapan bubur?

AFTER LUNCH
Untuk menunjukan waktu yang HARUSnya jam 1 siang, tapi biasanya kalimat ini dipakai kalo janjian dengan level sesama manager atau diatasnya. Kalau masih janjian sesama staff or supervisor mah simple aja “Abis makan deh” atau “Makan dolo bro, baru kita sambung”.. Note : Setinggi2nya level anda, jangan sampai bilang “Makan dolo bro” ke Owner.

OVERTIME
Bahasa Indonesianya Lembur. Tapi somehow, overtime lebih keren. Soalnya kalo lembur kayak OB & Driver…

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Perbedaan pria dengan cowok…

Man or Boy..??

Dapat dari beberapa sumber, keren juga artikelnya…
Klo jujur sih, awak juga gak tau, masuk yang mana..hehehe..
Lucu, tapi juga baik dijadikan renungan dan introspeksi… ^_^
Berikut dapat dilihat bedanya…
(catatan, P = Pria, C = Cowok)

P : Tahu jelas lima tahun lagi ia mau jadi apa.
C : Tidak jelas lima menit lagi ia mau berbuat apa.

P : Jago membuat wanita merasa tenang.
C : Jago membuat cewek merasa senang.

P : Bacaannya John Grisham, mainannya golf, tontonannya CNN.
C : Bacaannya Harry Potter, mainannya bilyar, tontonannya MTV.

P : Sebelum umur 30 sudah banyak uang.
C : Sebelum umur 30 sudah banyak dosa.

P : Mencintai wanita 10 % pada pertemuan awal dan meningkat terus.
C : Mencintai wanita 100 % pada pertemuan awal dan menurun terus.

P : Mendukung emansipasi wanita, tapi tetap membayari bon makan wanita.
C : Mendukung emansipasi wanita dengan membiarkan wanita bayar sendiri.

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Cool Trick to Set Video as Wallpaper on XP

Video xp-wallpaper

Want to set video as wallpaper?
Yeah, maybe everyone will mention DreamScene..


DreamScene also called Motion Desktop is a awesome feature
that play High Definition Video or a Movie clip as a desktop background..
But, the sad part is this feature comes as freebie for only Windows Vista Ultimate Users and most of the upgrades to ultimate is for this very feature….

So did you know there is a cool trick which does not cost you a dime
yet you can enjoy the feature on all non ultimate windows OS even for Windows XP?

To set a video wall paper on your non-ultimate vista machines follow below steps

1. Install VLC Player
You know this application, right..???
If not, maybe you can go here…

2. Start VLC player and go to
–>settings–>prefrences and click on the interface–>clickMain Interface select “wxWidgets” as shown in below PIC and mark and unmark the check boxes as shown in below PIC

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Lame Things About Facebook

facebook-lame


First of all, don’t get me wrong here..
I like facebook, at least, than Friendster, of course..
But still, I noticed there are few things that I found so lame on facebook..
In the application, ads, and slightly about the people..

Yeah, you know,
Facebook it seems, is unique in its ability to make everyone hate it with a passion, and yet it still manages to tempt most people into logging in multiple times a day..

But, for some reason,
I think Facebook is just for people who need confirmation
that someone is listening to them. I mean, It’s a place for “show-off”
….

Yup, I’m writing this article just for fun…So, again, no offense..!!! (ha3..)
This is my list:

1. Pillow Fight Request

If I got invitation from a girl, then it’s an acceptable…
But, if it’s from a boy, Wow, really, dude..???a pillow fight..???
I’m not gay you idiot..!!

2. Abusing “Status updates”

What a lame thing about status update??
There are some people, put so many sway status update, and, even make an update in every hour…!!! And, the worst part, the status (sometimes) can be so gross..eww..
Such as:
“…is fed up of certain people taking him for granted and is waiting for an apology”,
or,
“….is wondering who really cares what she is doing right now..”

Seriously..??? Oh, My God…
We don’t, and we don’t care that you’re wondering why we care,
because we don’t (Oh, my head hurts read those status!!)…

I think, some people need to think before they type.
But even when you take the weird ones out of the equation,
if you check the main Facebook status page, you realize it’s like one of those folders found on hotel room dressing-tables – full of astoundingly dull information..
What a lame…!!!

3.Who do you think you are?

Yup, “random friend request”…
There are variables of course:
Like that girl you didn’t like the look of at school and subsequently never even spoke to – she adds you because she recognised your name 15 years later and forgot that you once considered each other to be mortal enemies..

Or worse –
you get added by someone whose name and face you recognize but can’t quite place – and you accept the invite because you can’t risk offending them…
It’s intolerable cruelty.

And, to be more embarrassing,
After they added you, they posted something stupid on your wall,
Like this : “Hello, thanks for add…”

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Beda Cowok & Cewek Dalam Cara Menolak

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Sebenarnya sih, dah tau sejak dulu ni artikel, gokil, tapi lucu…
Secara sumbernya buuuanyak banget…..
Tapi, kek-nya seru juga d tulis d sini..(ha3..)

Buat urusan menolak, apa yang diucapkan cewek
memang gak selalu sesuai ama kata hatinya..
Nah, beda banget klo cowok yang nolak cewek…
Berikut dapat dilihat contoh bedanya….
(buat ketawa2 aja, No offense..!!)

1. Kamu sudah kuanggap sebagai kakak.
Kalo cewek yang ngomong gini, maknanya kira-kira: Lu tuh kek Benjo…
Kalo cowok yang ngomong gini, maknanya pasti : KAMU JELEK..!!

2. Beda usia kita terlalu jauh.
Klo cewek : Tampang lu tua banget sih, kan kasian gw yang imut ini…
Klo cowok : KAMU JELEK..!!

3. Aku tidak tertarik padamu bukan karena penampilanmu.
Klo cewek : Lu cowok terjelek yang pernah gw kenal..
Klo cowok : KAMU JELEK..!!

4. Hidupku sedang kacau sekarang.
Klo cewek  : Gue gak ingin elu tau teman-teman kencan gue yang lain
Klo cowok : KAMU JELEK..!!

5. Aku sudah punya pacar.
Klo cewek : Abis lu masih kalah keren sih dibandingin cowok gue
Klo cowok : KAMU JELEK..!!

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A Logical Solution..

solution
Now, here is a problem that finally has a formula
for getting to the bottom of an age old problem.
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they’re giving more than 100%?
How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here’s a little mathematical formula,
that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

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