Nine Words Women Use…

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I don’t know if it’s true or not…
I’ve read it from various source, and it seems funny to read it (he3…)

1.) Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument
when they are “Right” and you need to shut up !!

2.) Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only “five minutes” if you have just
been given five more Minutes to watch the game
before helping around the house..

3.) Nothing
This is the calm before the storm.
This means something, And you should be on your toes.
Arguments that begin with “nothing” Usually end in “fine” – #1.

4.) Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh
This is actually a word, but it’s a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men.
A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot
and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here
and arguing with you about nothing.
(Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing)

6.) That’s Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man.
“That’s okay” means she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint.
Just say “you’re welcome”.

8.) Whatever
Is a women’s way of saying F**K U!

9.) Don’t worry about it, I got it
Another dangerous statement,
meaning this is something that
a woman has told a man to do several times,
but now she’s doing it by herself.
This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’
For the woman’s response refer to #3.

So, women, are those true..??? (hehehe..)

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