Ya Allah, Lapangkanlah, Ya Rabbi..

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Ya Allah,
Perbaikilah kehidupan religiku, yang ia adalah benteng bagi segala urusanku..
Perbaikai urusan duniawiku yang padanya kehidupanku..
Perbaikilah akhiratku, yang kepadanya tempatku kembali..
Jadikanlah hidup ini sebagai lahan uapayaku menambah segala kebajikan,
dan jadikanlah mati sebagai titik henti bagiku dari segala keburukan..


Ketika permasalahan hidup membelit, kebingungan, dan kegalauan mendera..
Ketika gelisah jiwa menghempas-hempas,
Ketika semua pintu solusi terlihat buntu,
Dan kepala serasa mau meledak: tak mengerti apalagi yang mesti dilakukan..
Tak tahu lagi jalan mana yang harus ditempuh..
Hingga dunia terasa begitu sempit dan menyesakkan..

Ketika kepedihan merujit-rujit hati..
Ketika kabut kesedihan meruyak, menelusup ke dalam sanubari..
Atas musibah-musibah yang beruntun mendera diri..
Apalagi yang dapat dilakukan untuk meringankan beban perasaan?
Apalagi yang dapat dikerjakan untuk melepas kekecewaan?

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Lame Things About Facebook

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First of all, don’t get me wrong here..
I like facebook, at least, than Friendster, of course..
But still, I noticed there are few things that I found so lame on facebook..
In the application, ads, and slightly about the people..

Yeah, you know,
Facebook it seems, is unique in its ability to make everyone hate it with a passion, and yet it still manages to tempt most people into logging in multiple times a day..

But, for some reason,
I think Facebook is just for people who need confirmation
that someone is listening to them. I mean, It’s a place for “show-off”
….

Yup, I’m writing this article just for fun…So, again, no offense..!!! (ha3..)
This is my list:

1. Pillow Fight Request

If I got invitation from a girl, then it’s an acceptable…
But, if it’s from a boy, Wow, really, dude..???a pillow fight..???
I’m not gay you idiot..!!

2. Abusing “Status updates”

What a lame thing about status update??
There are some people, put so many sway status update, and, even make an update in every hour…!!! And, the worst part, the status (sometimes) can be so gross..eww..
Such as:
“…is fed up of certain people taking him for granted and is waiting for an apology”,
or,
“….is wondering who really cares what she is doing right now..”

Seriously..??? Oh, My God…
We don’t, and we don’t care that you’re wondering why we care,
because we don’t (Oh, my head hurts read those status!!)…

I think, some people need to think before they type.
But even when you take the weird ones out of the equation,
if you check the main Facebook status page, you realize it’s like one of those folders found on hotel room dressing-tables – full of astoundingly dull information..
What a lame…!!!

3.Who do you think you are?

Yup, “random friend request”…
There are variables of course:
Like that girl you didn’t like the look of at school and subsequently never even spoke to – she adds you because she recognised your name 15 years later and forgot that you once considered each other to be mortal enemies..

Or worse –
you get added by someone whose name and face you recognize but can’t quite place – and you accept the invite because you can’t risk offending them…
It’s intolerable cruelty.

And, to be more embarrassing,
After they added you, they posted something stupid on your wall,
Like this : “Hello, thanks for add…”

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Snow Patrol – Chasing Cars

Snow Patrol - Chasing Cars Cover

Yeah, you know, I’m very big fans of Snow Patrol..
And this song is one of , my all time favorite song..


I think the thing I love about this song is that it’s asking a question.
We can see ourselves asking that question.
But the desolate beauty of it, I think means we already know the answer to the question is no..

Well, the lyrics are beautiful. The music was simple, but deep, and enjoyable..
It make me feel so nostalgic…
This was played on the last episode of Season 2 of Grey’s Anatomy, though..
Ever since, I just can’t get this song out of my head.
It’s probably one of the simplest yet rawest love songs I’ve ever heard..
This song stuck in my head, with every single word he says…

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Beda Cowok & Cewek Dalam Cara Menolak

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Sebenarnya sih, dah tau sejak dulu ni artikel, gokil, tapi lucu…
Secara sumbernya buuuanyak banget…..
Tapi, kek-nya seru juga d tulis d sini..(ha3..)

Buat urusan menolak, apa yang diucapkan cewek
memang gak selalu sesuai ama kata hatinya..
Nah, beda banget klo cowok yang nolak cewek…
Berikut dapat dilihat contoh bedanya….
(buat ketawa2 aja, No offense..!!)

1. Kamu sudah kuanggap sebagai kakak.
Kalo cewek yang ngomong gini, maknanya kira-kira: Lu tuh kek Benjo…
Kalo cowok yang ngomong gini, maknanya pasti : KAMU JELEK..!!

2. Beda usia kita terlalu jauh.
Klo cewek : Tampang lu tua banget sih, kan kasian gw yang imut ini…
Klo cowok : KAMU JELEK..!!

3. Aku tidak tertarik padamu bukan karena penampilanmu.
Klo cewek : Lu cowok terjelek yang pernah gw kenal..
Klo cowok : KAMU JELEK..!!

4. Hidupku sedang kacau sekarang.
Klo cewek  : Gue gak ingin elu tau teman-teman kencan gue yang lain
Klo cowok : KAMU JELEK..!!

5. Aku sudah punya pacar.
Klo cewek : Abis lu masih kalah keren sih dibandingin cowok gue
Klo cowok : KAMU JELEK..!!

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My New Favorite Serial TV : “LEVERAGE”

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My rating : 8.5/10
Plot:
A crew of high-tech crooks attempt to steal from wealthy criminals and corrupt businessmen
More Info: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1103987/


It usually takes me about three episodes of a new series
to decide if it’s worth continuing to watch.
With “Leverage” I was hooked after the first 15 minutes..!!

Leverage might after a first show look like a series replica of “Oceans Eleven” movie with even the same generic music attached to some scenes,
In the vein of Ocean’s Eleven, this heist series follows a team of thieves, hackers and grifters who exact revenge against those who abuse power, such as (you know) rich people that can’t be touched by the law..

Timothy Hutton plays former insurance investigator Nate Ford,
a once-loyal employee who had recovered millions of dollars in stolen goods for his employer. But after Ford’s son dies because his employer denied insurance claims, he decides to lead a team of thieves who act as modern-day Robin Hoods, providing leverage to those who need it..

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10 Habit That I Hate About People

Annoying Habits..
Yeah…I hate a few annoying habit from some people..
This is my list..


1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time…
I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours?
Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. About a habit to search a TV remote..
People who are willing to get off their a** to search the entire room
for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV
and change the channel manually.

3. Habit when eating cake..
When people say, “Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too”.
Damn Right! What good is cake if you can’t eat it?

4. Habit when to find something..
When people say “It’s always the last place you look”.
Of course it is!! Why the hell would you keep looking after you’ve found it?
Do people do this? Who and where are they?

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A Logical Solution..

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Now, here is a problem that finally has a formula
for getting to the bottom of an age old problem.
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they’re giving more than 100%?
How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here’s a little mathematical formula,
that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

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Alasan Memilih..

choose one
Artikel yang bener2 bikin awak ngakak pas pertama kali membacanya.
Tentu saja awak dapat dari rileks.comlabs.itb.ac.id (he3…)
Ya, cukup dibaca buat ketawa2 aja..hahaha…

Bagi para wanita, di dalam dunia kencan terdapat banyak pilihan,
misalnya di sebuah cafe, apakah harus
memilih cowo keren charming bersenyum indah yang melirik nakal,
atau laki-laki dingin (cool maksudnya) di ujung sana
yang sedang sibuk mengetik di laptopnya?

Well. . .ada beberapa alasan mengapa saya
merasa kalian (para wanita) sebenarnya lebih baik
memilih yang ke dua (sebut saja si cupu),
daripada yang pertama (sebut saja si gaol)..

Alasannya antara lain adalah :

1.Terlihat kemungkinan yang jelas si gaol mau apa dari kalian,
yaa… kecuali niat kalian “itu-itu” aja ya silahkan,
o iya..kemungkinannya kecil lho ada co cupu yang gak nelfon
kalian kalau mreka dah janji, bagi si cupu mungkin kesempatan “langka”,
tapi buat kalian kan itu menguntungkan.

2.Si cupu sangat berguna di dunia berteknologi tinggi ini,
tidakkah menyenangkan memiliki seseorang yang bisa mengurus laptopmu, aplikasinya, dan semua hal yang berhubungan dengan
kabel yang menancap di dinding?
Pasangan merangkap teknisi pribadi,haha..

3.Romantis, adalah salah satu yang mereka berikan,
oke lah ide romantis mereka mungkin meng-edit web page
untukmu atau terkesan dunia maya banget,
but hey..paling gak itu lebih awet dari bunga,
trus kamu bisa nunjukin hasilnya ke teman-teman..hehe..

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The Puzzle of Opportunity

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Yeah, I know, if we think back to all events of our life,
Everybody surely ever thought (at some point of their life),
That perhaps,
too often we tend to associate the thought of wasted opportunities
with the big decisions we make in life.

Such as:
I should have taken that job,
I should have told that woman how I felt about her,
I should have followed my heart,
instead of yielding to my sense of pragmatism,
and pursued my dream to whatever.
Who knows what would have happened,
I might just be a happier person today.

Yeah, that kind of things…

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System Upgrade

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I got this from debtconsolidationcare.com in a quite long time ago,
but, still, it’s always fun to read it…

Dear Technical Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0,
and noticed a slow down in the overall performance,
particularly in the flower and jewelry applications
that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition,
Before Husband 1.0 was installed last year,
many other valuable programs such as Romance 9.5
and Personal Attention 6.5 were ran succesfully,

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