System Upgrade


I got this from in a quite long time ago,
but, still, it’s always fun to read it…

Dear Technical Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0,
and noticed a slow down in the overall performance,
particularly in the flower and jewelry applications
that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition,
Before Husband 1.0 was installed last year,
many other valuable programs such as Romance 9.5
and Personal Attention 6.5 were ran succesfully,

But, now, even Conversation 8.0 no longer runs
and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

I’ve tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems,
but to no avail..

What can I do?




Reply from Technical Support

Dear Desperate,

First keep in mind;
Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package,
while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

I suggest you,
Try entering the command C:I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME
and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0.
If all works as designed,
Husband 1.0 should then automatically run
the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember,
overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5,
Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
Beer 6.1 or other version is a very bad program
that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files…

Whatever you do,
DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0
or re-install another Boyfriend program..
These are not supported applications
and will absolutely crash Husband 1.0.

In summary,
Husband 1.0 is a great program,
but it does have a limited capability,
and usually, cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider additional software
to improve performance.

I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 6.9.

Good Luck,

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