Computer Gender : Male or Female?

I got this joke from several source, and I found that is intelligently funny.. So, I would like to share it here for you.. No offense, just for fun only..

One puzzled student asked, “What gender is the computer?” The teacher did not know, and the word wasn’t in her dictionary. So for fun she split the class into two groups, appropriately enough by gender, and asked them to decide whether “computer” should be a “male” or “female” noun. Both groups were required to give reasons for their recommendation.

The men’s group decided that computers should definitely be of the feminine gender, because :

Reasons to believe computers are female:

  1. No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.
  2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
  3. The message “Bad command or file name” is about as informative as, “If you don’t know why I’m mad at you, then I’m certainly not going to tell you”.
  4. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
  5. Beauty is only shell deep.
  6. Always turning simple statements into big productions.
  7. Small-talk is very important.
  8. You do the same thing for years, and suddenly it’s wrong.
  9. Miss a period and they go wild..!!!
  10. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

The women’s group, however, concluded that computers should be male gender, because:

Reasons to believe computers are male:

  1. They have a lot of “data”, but are still “clueless”.
  2. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time, they ARE the problem.
  3. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.
  4. As soon as you commit to one you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have obtained a better model.
  5. The best part of having either one is the games you can play.
  6. They’ll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.

Quite amazing, right..?? What do you think..?? 🙂

Cool Trick to Set Video as Wallpaper on XP

Video xp-wallpaper

Want to set video as wallpaper?
Yeah, maybe everyone will mention DreamScene..


DreamScene also called Motion Desktop is a awesome feature
that play High Definition Video or a Movie clip as a desktop background..
But, the sad part is this feature comes as freebie for only Windows Vista Ultimate Users and most of the upgrades to ultimate is for this very feature….

So did you know there is a cool trick which does not cost you a dime
yet you can enjoy the feature on all non ultimate windows OS even for Windows XP?

To set a video wall paper on your non-ultimate vista machines follow below steps

1. Install VLC Player
You know this application, right..???
If not, maybe you can go here…

2. Start VLC player and go to
–>settings–>prefrences and click on the interface–>clickMain Interface select “wxWidgets” as shown in below PIC and mark and unmark the check boxes as shown in below PIC

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System Upgrade

tech_support-joke


I got this from debtconsolidationcare.com in a quite long time ago,
but, still, it’s always fun to read it…

Dear Technical Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0,
and noticed a slow down in the overall performance,
particularly in the flower and jewelry applications
that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition,
Before Husband 1.0 was installed last year,
many other valuable programs such as Romance 9.5
and Personal Attention 6.5 were ran succesfully,

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Meningkatkan Performa PC lewat Ngedit Registry (1st)

registry-edit

Dari pengalaman awak menggunakan kompie ya,
Dalam beberapa jangka waktu pemakaian,
masuk ke dalam Windows kok makin lama makin susah ya..???
Jadi ngebutuhin waktu tambahan, gak seperti biasanya.
Trus, ngebuka program, juga rasanya kok makin lemot..???

Nah, kalo ngalamin yang gitu-gitu, apa harus install ulang Windows lagi?
Wah, nggak perlu seekstrim itu sebenarnya.

Dari sepengetahuan awak, ada beberapa hal sederhana yang dapat kita lakukan, diantaranya adalah :
(SOTOY mode : ON..hehehe)

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