The Weekend Part – To Anyer Beach

Everyone need vacation to “renew” & refresh the mind.
Sometimes, when we feel overwhelmed & tired,
it’s cue for taking a break.
Just like a car with no fuel that needs to be refueled..


I was in a slump for this couple of months, and just realize it was because I didn’t take a break at all. I was just working day-after-day and my mind and soul rebelled by taking a hiatus. I couldn’t get new ideas for my improvement project, and items on my task list became “burden” rather than enjoyments.

So, after get caught physically and mentally, I decide to take a break and going for trips on the weekend. It’s just so I can relaxed and enjoyed the moment to be young, far away from job & work complex, and forgetting all problems for a while.

Yep, I was going weekend to Anyer beach..

It started with spend the night with some co-workers in a small but so comfortable villa near the beach. In the morning, I was enjoying the air on the sea. You see, when you look on the sea, then your eyes would meet to “the line” that divide the sky and earth, It felt like the world is so big. My mind just felt peace, free, so relieved, and all problems I had on the work just felt tiny little things. It really help to clear the mind, you know.

And, as I ride to go home on early evening, I can feel that my clear minds simply telling me that most obstacles are just temporary, even it felt though, they aren’t going to last forever. Just like seasons, bad times come and go.

Well, today, Monday has arrived. I felt fresh, and ready to continue..

Computer Gender : Male or Female?

I got this joke from several source, and I found that is intelligently funny.. So, I would like to share it here for you.. No offense, just for fun only..

One puzzled student asked, “What gender is the computer?” The teacher did not know, and the word wasn’t in her dictionary. So for fun she split the class into two groups, appropriately enough by gender, and asked them to decide whether “computer” should be a “male” or “female” noun. Both groups were required to give reasons for their recommendation.

The men’s group decided that computers should definitely be of the feminine gender, because :

Reasons to believe computers are female:

  1. No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.
  2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
  3. The message “Bad command or file name” is about as informative as, “If you don’t know why I’m mad at you, then I’m certainly not going to tell you”.
  4. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
  5. Beauty is only shell deep.
  6. Always turning simple statements into big productions.
  7. Small-talk is very important.
  8. You do the same thing for years, and suddenly it’s wrong.
  9. Miss a period and they go wild..!!!
  10. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

The women’s group, however, concluded that computers should be male gender, because:

Reasons to believe computers are male:

  1. They have a lot of “data”, but are still “clueless”.
  2. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time, they ARE the problem.
  3. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.
  4. As soon as you commit to one you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have obtained a better model.
  5. The best part of having either one is the games you can play.
  6. They’ll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.

Quite amazing, right..?? What do you think..?? 🙂

A Logical Solution..

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Now, here is a problem that finally has a formula
for getting to the bottom of an age old problem.
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they’re giving more than 100%?
How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here’s a little mathematical formula,
that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

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Alasan Memilih..

choose one
Artikel yang bener2 bikin awak ngakak pas pertama kali membacanya.
Tentu saja awak dapat dari rileks.comlabs.itb.ac.id (he3…)
Ya, cukup dibaca buat ketawa2 aja..hahaha…

Bagi para wanita, di dalam dunia kencan terdapat banyak pilihan,
misalnya di sebuah cafe, apakah harus
memilih cowo keren charming bersenyum indah yang melirik nakal,
atau laki-laki dingin (cool maksudnya) di ujung sana
yang sedang sibuk mengetik di laptopnya?

Well. . .ada beberapa alasan mengapa saya
merasa kalian (para wanita) sebenarnya lebih baik
memilih yang ke dua (sebut saja si cupu),
daripada yang pertama (sebut saja si gaol)..

Alasannya antara lain adalah :

1.Terlihat kemungkinan yang jelas si gaol mau apa dari kalian,
yaa… kecuali niat kalian “itu-itu” aja ya silahkan,
o iya..kemungkinannya kecil lho ada co cupu yang gak nelfon
kalian kalau mreka dah janji, bagi si cupu mungkin kesempatan “langka”,
tapi buat kalian kan itu menguntungkan.

2.Si cupu sangat berguna di dunia berteknologi tinggi ini,
tidakkah menyenangkan memiliki seseorang yang bisa mengurus laptopmu, aplikasinya, dan semua hal yang berhubungan dengan
kabel yang menancap di dinding?
Pasangan merangkap teknisi pribadi,haha..

3.Romantis, adalah salah satu yang mereka berikan,
oke lah ide romantis mereka mungkin meng-edit web page
untukmu atau terkesan dunia maya banget,
but hey..paling gak itu lebih awet dari bunga,
trus kamu bisa nunjukin hasilnya ke teman-teman..hehe..

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System Upgrade

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I got this from debtconsolidationcare.com in a quite long time ago,
but, still, it’s always fun to read it…

Dear Technical Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0,
and noticed a slow down in the overall performance,
particularly in the flower and jewelry applications
that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition,
Before Husband 1.0 was installed last year,
many other valuable programs such as Romance 9.5
and Personal Attention 6.5 were ran succesfully,

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Nine Words Women Use…

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I don’t know if it’s true or not…
I’ve read it from various source, and it seems funny to read it (he3…)

1.) Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument
when they are “Right” and you need to shut up !!

2.) Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only “five minutes” if you have just
been given five more Minutes to watch the game
before helping around the house..

3.) Nothing
This is the calm before the storm.
This means something, And you should be on your toes.
Arguments that begin with “nothing” Usually end in “fine” – #1.

4.) Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!

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A TRUE LOVE SYSTEM (maybe..)

It’s fun actually, to define a true love system based on alphabet.
At least, I can imagine what the true love is from this system.. Eventhough just for fun, but I hope, I can get it someday..

(A)ccept her as who she is, and only as who she is

(B)elieves each other

(C)alls sometimes, even just to say “Hi”

(D)oesn’t give up on her, and she doesn’t give up on me too

(E)nvision the whole of me (even the unfinished parts)

(F)orgives each other’s mistakes

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